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Majority opinions of The Red & Black's editorial board
Issue date: 3/7/07 Section: Opinions
You read that right: he ejaculated on her.
According to the report, Gonzales sat in the seat beside the victim and she said Gonzales touched her. During that time her shirt was moved in an awkward position. When Gonzales got up, the victim said there was a substance on her back, the side of her sweater and the seat. The victim described the fluid as "semen." But apparently the whole world isn't as easily aroused as Gonzales appears to be.
Three boys are being sued in Germany for allegedly causing a male ostrich six months of impotence by setting off fireworks. The ostrich, named Gustav, apparently suffered from apathy and depression according to the legal documents outlined in Associated Press reports. The boys, if found guilty, face a fine of $6,450 in damages - the amount that Gustav's owner believes he lost by having a limp Gustav.
Whatever the outcome of these cases, we at The Red & Black are glad to see the world has some sense of humor - even if it comes with a hefty dry cleaning bill and little less ostrich meat this summer.
According to the report, Gonzales sat in the seat beside the victim and she said Gonzales touched her. During that time her shirt was moved in an awkward position. When Gonzales got up, the victim said there was a substance on her back, the side of her sweater and the seat. The victim described the fluid as "semen." But apparently the whole world isn't as easily aroused as Gonzales appears to be.
Three boys are being sued in Germany for allegedly causing a male ostrich six months of impotence by setting off fireworks. The ostrich, named Gustav, apparently suffered from apathy and depression according to the legal documents outlined in Associated Press reports. The boys, if found guilty, face a fine of $6,450 in damages - the amount that Gustav's owner believes he lost by having a limp Gustav.
Whatever the outcome of these cases, we at The Red & Black are glad to see the world has some sense of humor - even if it comes with a hefty dry cleaning bill and little less ostrich meat this summer.
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