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BLOG: Mike and Tyler's Excellent Omaha Adventure
Issue date: 6/26/08 Section: Sports
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Here are some highlights from the blog so far:
From June 25:
I knew it, I knew there was a reason that Erin Andrews was always in the Georgia dugout. And it just took me until last night to figure it out.
Sure she may be one of the best looking (and semi-competent) in sports television, but there was a hidden motive, that until last night, wasn't publicly known.
She's a Gator spy, and she has been sent to the UGA dugout to distract them from their goal - of winning a national championship . . .
Midnight: Another Adult Superstore. Missouri must be a lonely place. There's only so much you can do with corn.
2:12 a.m.: Switching things up, here's my "Ode to Corn":
Oh, your ears
They shuck my Soul, and cover the Midwest of my Heart.
Missouri, when I leave you
It will be Misery.
Nebraska, what more can I ask ya,
But more corn, more corn.
Corn for everyone.
2:46 a.m.: Tyler: "I just want to be in (expletive) Nebraska and I never thought I'd ever say that in my life.
Viewing Comments 1 - 5 of 6
J
posted 6/24/08 @ 9:58 AM EST
I used to live in K.C. and I called the stretch of I-70 from K.C. to St.Louis 'Corn and Porn'.....it's miles of corn and an adult superstore about every 3rd exit. (Continued…)
Gymcats
posted 6/24/08 @ 9:17 PM EST
FITZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
M
posted 6/25/08 @ 4:54 PM EST
You guys are awesome. Please keep updating!
UGA gal
posted 6/25/08 @ 5:28 PM EST
You guys are cute. Lucky for the girls in Nebraska right now.
Diane
posted 6/28/08 @ 2:20 PM EST
Hey Fitz, must we communicate this way? I must say "Lookin' good," and the reading was also enjoyable. Funny, my similar route sometime ago revealed same observations re: miles & miles of nothing. (Continued…)
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